The economy is too messy to base your opinion of the EU on

I’d like to put this out there: any ideas you have about Brexit making us better or worse off economically are flat out guesses. Moulding your ideas around economic arguments is, quite frankly, stupid and wrong.

Taking a look at three sets of numbers: the Telegraph’s worst case losing Britain £40 billion, and the best case giving us £16 billion; the Centre for European reform saying we’ll be better off by £42 billion but potentially worse off by £16 billion, whilst the London School of economics  thinks the worst case leaves us £254 billion out of pocket, and their best guess being a loss of £58 billion.

[Side note: I took the GDP from 2013, as that’s what Google gave me fastest. The BBC articles talks in terms of GDP, not real money.]

That’s a range between minus £254 billion (similar to the 2009 recession) which we’d struggle recover from, or positive £42 billion – enough to have the country be debt free wonderfully faster.

Quite a big range there, by incredibly smart people. Does that sound like science? Minus £106 billion, plus or minus £148 billion.

We have no idea what we’re talking about when we talk about economics. This referendum should be about freedom not money.

Question based debugging

This is a debugging technique which I imagine many developers just do in their head. I’m afraid I desperately lack the attention span though, and so find this method of debugging inscrutable anomalies really useful.

Here’s a simple breakdown, of what’s really a very simple system.

Ask a question to yourself, and write it down. The question should be about the problem you’re experiencing and should start very basic. It should question a premise which you expect to be true. More often than not the first question should be “does this bug still exist?” (Forcing yourself to see the bug is something that a surprising number of developer don’t do – jumping straight into the code instead.) Next to the question draw a checkbox. Later on the question might be “is the form sending the full file path?”

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Paper from Present and Correct, pen from Muji.

Do what you can to answer the question. This should be your only goal for the moment. Don’t get distracted by potential other avenues the bug could be hiding down. Even if you spotted something that looks worthwhile to follow. Just try to answer your question in the affirmative or otherwise. There’s no reason to skip over an obvious questions if it only takes a few moments to answer – you’ll just lower confidence in the rest of your debugging journey.

The reason to not get distracted is that you’ll forget how far you got with the first line of debugging. When the distraction turns out not to be correct, you’ll have no idea how to get back onto the track you were on ten minutes ago.

Write down the answer, and then tick the box. Writing down the answer is important for a number of reasons.

First off, if you’re debugging a particularly messy situation you’ll quickly forget the answer to the previous question, leaving you with fewer clues.

Second, and more importantly, is that writing is dog slow. You’ll be pausing, hands away from the computer, and giving yourself time to process what you just learned. Maybe you’ll realise that you’ve been thinking about it wrong, or that you’ve been debugging the wrong thing for the past half an hour. It’s very easy to get swept up in the flow of data when your head is keeping track or every bit of state.

This is also really important whilst pairing. Your partner may not be keeping up – or maybe you’ve decided something wrong. Having it written down is a lot clearer than “well the previous revision is overridden by the next revision because the author of the previous, uh, no, the next revision is the same as the first revision, see?” Write it down so that there’s always a checkpoint for your pair to catch up. If they’re a good pair they’ll ask you to explain anything that looks odd.

Ticking the box is important too! I’ve been lost on many two day long debugging sessions, which left me drained and stressed. Although slowly making progress, there’d be no specific point to celebrate. Instead, now that we have tiny units of work to complete, each tick is a mini-celebration.

Ask the next question.

Keep doing this until you realise, “dammit, it’s just a typo!”

At the end of this, not only will you have fixed your bug, but you’ll have learn a lot about your system, with some semi-decent notes.

Bar Mitzvah Boy, Upstairs At The Gatehouse

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The 70’s, as one audience member put it, was so long ago, but the way the set is dressed is iconic enough to place you right back there. As a millennial, of course, I wasn’t around to experience this, but I did see That 70’s Show which I believe to be a televisual time capsule.

Eliot Green introduces himself, and tells us near draws his 13th birthday, and with it his Bar Mitzvah. He goes on to tell us the story of how the whole ordeal almost killed him. With his family always on hand to tell him how important this day is for them, we heard the story leading right up to that day.

One might be forgiven for thinking this is a simple Jewish musical, preaching the importance of a boys passage to manhood, but they would be wrong. Although under this guise, the story has little to do with religion, and a lot to do with realising that it’s not just the kids that still need to do some growing.

I should mention, more than two thirds into my review, that this is a musical. Based on a 70’s TV show, certainly not a musical, the songs fit in snugly. They’re used as a well refined tool to show the annoyance of some characters whilst still being upbeat and funny. The lead, young Eliot (Adam Bregman) sang with a sweet voice but wavered a little sometimes; fortunately I found this to tie in perfectly with the age of boy he’s playing. Singer of the show may well go to his sister (Lara Stubbs), who on more than one occasion made my heart flutter, or the mother (Sue Kelvin) whose voice was so good that I’d love to hear her sing along to some jazz.

It’s a joy to watch the family as I’m sure there are echoes of everyone’s family in there. Tweenage angst at having the worst family on Earth, despite from the outside all anyone can see is a loving family who’ve worked their whole lives to improve yours. The Green’s felt like a real family, who made me appreciate my own even more.

Consider the subject matter, the show only once got preachy and for only a short time. As someone who still feels like he’s pulling a sly one when I call myself a “man”, this musical left me with a bit more thinking to do on that matter.

I enjoyed the show quite a lot and left feeling better than I entered: three-and-two-thirds out of five arbitrary stars.

Developing with Symfony 2 and Docker

I had a couple of aims for my most recent quick project, Dashli:

  • be able to avoid polluting my machine with PHP, MySQL, and those other services which quickly get littered around,
  • be able to really quickly deploy to a service, without having to ssh in and set everything up

Docker works well with both of these points.

There’s a simple Dockerfile which lets you write down the steps you’d take to build a box and set it up for your application. That means that during development, Docker knows how to build a virtual machine which’ll let me keep the entire server infrastructure hidden away from my “local” OS. No more worries about which PHP version I need for different applications and I don’t need to keep a MySQL server running for no good reason.

Together with tools like Docker Cloud (free with one private instance) and Digital Ocean (not free, but you can get $10 – enough for two months of a small server – when you sign up with this link), it’s super easy to have my project uploaded to a cloud instance and running without me even having to know how to SSH into the box.

I had this all set up and running brilliantly. The problem was when I came back to my machine to continue development.

Tiny change, rebuild. Tiny change, rebuild.

The most frustrating part of this new flow for me was finding a simple typo and then having to redo my docker build . step, which isn’t quick since it has to do a full composer install again.

The fix here was mounted volumes – let the virtual machine mount my project directory as nginx’s root directory. This is simple, actually. When running your docker, do this instead:

docker run --publish 80:80 --volume /local/project/path:/virtual/machine/path/to/project .

Now, when you update a file in your local project, it’ll be instantly reflected inside the docker. Refresh your browser and you’ll notice the updates.

composer files getting thrown away

You’re probably building your composer.phar install inside your Dockerfile. That will still happen. However, when Docker goes ahead and swaps out the VM’s /virtual/machine/path/to/project with your local one, it basically deletes all that is in there. That will include you vendor/ folder, which will now be empty.

That’s obvious why – you’ve never run composer locally, you don’t even have PHP installed locally so how could you! You need composer to be run within the Docker, and hopefully without having an affect on your local machine.

To do this, we can move our vendors outside of the project. I know, right. Weird. Composer has support for this though. In my composer.json you’ll seen this:

"config": {
"bin-dir": "bin",
"vendor-dir": "/tmp/dashli/vendor"
}

This tells composer to download the vendors in the /tmp/dashli/vendor directory (I chose /tmp/ as everyone can write to it – this might not be the smartest place to put it). I also had to edit my app/autoload.php so Symfony knows where the autoloader is.

$loader = require '/tmp/dashli/vendor/autoload.php';

Now your dependencies can be installed on the virtual machine, out of the way of your local machine.

Getting around root created files

The huge downside of this is that any file written by www-data user inside your container is actually going to be written locally by root. You’ll now find your local project’s var/cache/, var/session/, etc. full of files owned by root. You’ll have to sudo rm them to get rid of them, which is not something that is a part of a healthy development flow.

Symfony comes fully equipped to handle this problem though: in your app/AppKernel.php, you’ll have to change some of the overridden methods to point them to your /tmp/ directory, just like we did with composer dependencies above.

You can actually read more about this here on the Symfony docs.

Hopefully that leads you to an easy development experience with Symfony and Docker!

The Communist Threat

Just after the end of the second World War, a new enemy shows its face. The Cold War is just about to ignite but a different type of war from what the world has seen before. No longer are hundreds of soldiers in trenches or flying in Spitfires and Messersmith’s. Instead, a war of ideologies and individuals, of nationalism and what it means to be a just society.

It’s in these circumstances Kip finds himself summoned to meet Nightingale. In a grotty hotel basement in Vienna, Kip receives orders that he is to take out a guest in the hotel. Nightingale is on hand to help out with the planning.

Immediately though, something is amiss. This doesn’t feel like an ordinary mission.

With just one setting and two actors, we’re treated to a fascinating story of how they both ended up in this room.

The minimalism forces the story to be told through well-crafted dialogue. There are select few props used along the way. So it follows that in a production like this pacing is vital. You’ll lose yourself in the story. Moments before snapping out of it – right when you should be realising that the fold up chairs of Waterloo’s Vaults aren’t the easiest to get comfortable in – they throw in a well placed twist, timed with precision.

My only gripe with the content is that I felt it could have gotten a touch darker. The laugh out loud moments – common place but unnecessary in this kind of spy thriller – need to be dropped.

David Holmes plays Kip who is perfect at pulling off an air of superiority. Something which any true southerner seems well practiced at. Nightingale (Kieran O’Rourke), contrasts this wonderfully. He plays a northerner so well it made me homesick.

A fantastic tale, let down only a touch by too neatly cleaning up each story line. I’d definitely recommend The Communist Threat. I’d give it four arbitrary stars. Honestly, it’s ridiculous that it only cost £10.